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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Sharing in Our Pattz

Dear Our Pattz,

I would love to claim you as all mine, but truthfully because I know that is not the case, I rather enjoy in engaging in being part of a group of your endearing fans, especially this birthday blog train group and my favorite bloggy guests (All 50 of us!!). You are Our Pattz--you share so much of yourself with us and we in turn share with each in our excitement over you.

And dear Our Pattz did you notice in my post yesterday how I replaced your name with Brad Pitt in the Shania Twain song with not one ounce of protest, no raised eyebrows, no shaking of heads, and not one "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!" as a response? I mean we're talking Brad Pitt, a guy both me and your sisters (and probably your mum too) lusted over when he was in Vanity Fair years ago. Yep, Our Pattz, has replaced Brad Pitt, and it's not because he is older now or dumped his wife, but since you entered through those cafeteria doors and into my life, the door on my crush closet has a star on it with only your name underneath and, albeit a walk-in closet, it seems to only be big enough for you. And oh what I'd give to have even 5 minutes alone with you in that closet and run my fingers through your hair, to touch your lips, to hold you near...

Errrrrr...Where was I?
Oh yes, I was talking about sharing you....this whole idea of coming together to share
in Our Pattz.
Very selfless of me, I know!
I got this in the mail and I thought it was a personal invitation from you to a big carnival type party to come together and celebrate Our Pattz. It turned out not to be, but I still realized The Robert Zone is a place I wanted to be to celebrate and to share with so many others and with you, Our Pattz.

I hope that for your birthday you are able to properly celebrate in your own little Bella-like happy place with your friends and family but as for the rest of us, please know that we cherish sharing in Our Pattz each day with each other and are happy to be a part of The Robert Zone. To us, it is always fun here because you are always here giving of yourself through pictures, interviews, music, songs, movies, words, poses, gestures, smiles, laughs, twinkles, smirks, and your overall oozing sexiness!

Happy 24th Birthday Our Pattz from all of us!
Always know we're here celebrating you in The Robert Zone!
-TT


Wanna share in more of Our Pattz? Be sure to get off at each stop of the Rob Birthday Blog Train! Feel free to go back and play, "Spot the Bon Jovi" lyrics with LwE, Tess, and Kim!!! Special welcomes to Kim, SGC, Bite Me, and KC!

It's Roblated http://www.itsroblated.com/
TwiBite http://twibite.blogspot.com/
My discomROBulation http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/
Take Some E  http://smartesez.blogspot.com/
The Cold Shower   http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/
17 Forever  http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/
Twi-sted Edbrella http://edbrella.blogspot.com/
Robmusement  http://robmusement.blogspot.com/ 
Twired http://sotwired.blogspot.com/
My Rob Addiction  http://myrobaddiction.blogspot.com/
Trixie and Tess Tell All  http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/
True Blood Twilight  http://truebloodtwilight.blogspot.com/

14 comments:

itsjustme1217 said...

This was beautiful *wipes tears*

Twired Jen said...

Cute...love that pic of him on the brick balcony...priceless look!
xo J

Kelly said...

You made me tear up.. this was soooo sweet!!!

OK OK .. I'll stop being a selfish biatch and I will share.... with you... :)

XOXO
Kelly

smartEpantz said...

"Our Pattz"....very clever!

See ya in the Robert zone...

xoxo
E

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

WTH? That. Is. Awesome!! They do not have a Robert Zone, do they?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I sooo want to be in the Robert Zone...and Brads zone too

Living with Edward said...

Holy snot rockets!! I saw the lyrics immediatly this time. As I read the words, I heard them as the song in my head. This one was much harder than the living on a prayer one and for that I went to google. I suck at the obvious!

17foreverlisa said...

You're right. We didn't even flinch when you replaced Brad with Rob on the last post. LOL!

Again, love the picture and especially the caption above it of "Errrrrr...Where was I?" LMAO!!

Our Pattz (clever!) is 24. Hope he's shagging with Kristen...errrrrr...celebrating with friends ;)

Lisa

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

What a beautiful post, and this time, I spotted Bon Jovi lyrics, too. :D

Happy Birthday Rob. You are one lucky man. Not because you have gazillion $, or because you get to hang with the Lutz, but because you got us, the bestest, funn(i)est, coolest, most loving bitches in the Whole Wide World.

TongueTwied said...

Who would have thought I could be all unselfish when it came to Rob?

I gotta share with the bloggy goddesses--they feed my addiction! Gotta reciprocate!

rpfangirldc said...

Wonderful note to Our Pattz! I totally get the trailing offff.... Happy Trail... Oh. My. Rob. That Happy Trail. *died!*

Sorry... As I was going to say, too bad that Robert Zone isn't all about Our Pattz. Can you imagine how far in advace it would be booked though?

Trixie and Tess said...

I love this! He really does give so much of himself. He's so sweet like that. :) I love your lines about your "crush closet"...cute way to put it!

Tess♥

miraclebabe1 said...

That was soooo fantastic:) Although we'd all love to have Rob to ourselves, a bit of 'our pattz is great too!! By the way, thanks for the welcome aboard <3.<3 Kim

thecoldshower said...

"since you entered through those cafeteria doors and into my life,"
this sounded like you just took it out of my biography *sigh*