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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Will You Join My Kellan Campaign?

**This post was inspired by the persistent shared admiration of Kellan Lutz by Jelena from Twiholic, DangrDafne from Days of Delirium, TwitardedMom from Spooning in Forks, TMC from TooMuchCoffee, and Jayla, Twilight fangirl extraoridinaire.**

You know I'm a Rob girl. I'm all "once a Rob girl, always a Rob girl!" It'll always be him and all, but today I'm just an all-around vamp girl! The more interviews I see with the vamp boys, the more I love all of them (including Cam G. and Edi)! Kellan's charm and easy-going attitude have hit a soft spot with me. I've always loved Emmett in the books and fanfiction so today I've been inspired by the man, his character, and the movies.  

Oh the seed's been-aah planted. You all heard the remark made in ECLIPSE right? That little exchange regarding how one day Bella would be stronger than Emmett. I know you remember it seeing as you've all seen the movie in excess of 5 times now!

So what I'm taking from this is that Bella and Emmett basically will get their moment to say "Bring it!" and Kellan will be showing off a bit.

Galvanized and Calvinized!

Well probably not showing off that but "boxers or briefs" is always a fun question to ask--even out of vampires!

We can only hope that means the arm wrestle scene from Breaking Dawn. I would think such a scene would make Breaking Dawn II but who knows, with those Twilighty powers that be with the pens of power.

All I know is this....

I've been watching the dogs run around half nekkid for 2 movies now.

I'm almost set to be severely disappointed by the honeymoon scene because of too many feathers and not enough nekkidity!

So I'm ready for some Kellan, and I'm pinning all of my hopes into one little detail for Breaking Dawn to make it in, which is why I'm running a campaign for it.

I hope you'll join me!

All you need to do is add your choice of 1 of 4 badges (made by the talented Kelly from mydiscomROBulation) onto your blog and I will compile a list of who is onboard and send it off to some important people, errr somehow.

Truly...
I lust after Rob.
I fall over myself over Jackson.
I adore Peter.
but I think it is time for Kellan to have his due!

So if you are unhappy with your lot of so much doggy shedding and not enough sparkly vamp skin so far, then take a stand and join me in promoting the...


Email me for badge choices and add your very own to your blog today!

-TT

**Kelly, Thank you again for bringing this to life even though it's not exactly Rob related. But I swear it will take nothing away from Rob in the movie! ;)

13 comments:

TooMuchCoffee said...

Oh man, I'm so fickle and horny and I love them all in unique ways. Can I have one of each?! Please..? Nom nom nom nom nom!

kassiecullen said...

I'm 100% in!!! I love Kellan sooo much!!! Count me in for shirtless Kellan in Breaking Dawn. "I vote hell yeah."

Living with Edward said...

It is only fair that if we have to see skinny shirtless wolf boys then we should have the pleasure of seeing hunky shirtless vamp boys. Now how do we get Rob to stop with the HotPockets and beer so he can be in that group too???

Alitriona said...

Yes, I have no time to do much of anything the last week, yet I always have time for the yummy Kellen. I'll join!!! It's those little bulging veins over his hip bones that get me every time... sigh.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Oh God, I don't feel so well. I had a very powerful Kellan dream this morning (just a couple of hours ago), and the first thing I did when I got up was revert my attention to his photo on my wall. And, now this!! I am died.

You know I need a badge. Send me the choices. I might end up putting them all, you know, LoL.

TwitardedMom said...

Oh My Kellan. You know this badge will go on my page tonight. I might steal the other pic as well.

Mmmmm Kellan pics to work on while the guys watch wrastleing & NASCAR tonight.

Jayla said...

@TT: LOL because dogs don’t sparkle!!!
You already know my vote ;-)

@Kassie "I vote hell yeah" - that's just priceless.

TongueTwied said...

More Kellan fans then I knew!

@kassie, I Vote Hell Yeah!! is perfect! I renamed my picture with that title! Absolutely perfect!

@LwE, I wonder if Rob knows about Lean Pockets and light beer.

Kelly said...

I just hope Melissa R gets the idea that it's just Emmett we want shirtless when she's writing... if Bella starts taking off her shirt before the match.. I'm outta there.. JS :)

Happy to help... loved making them. and hey whio am I to complain, when a friend needs to to spend a few hours staring at a shirtless Kellan.. I'm gonna take one for the team and make some damn badges for her :)

XOXO

Trixie and Tess said...

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm. Some Kellan goodness. He is so smokin' hott! I love that shot where he was showing his Calvins.

I'm definitely in favor of some shirtless arm wrestling...I vote hell yeah.

Tess♥

Isabella MARIE Cullen said...

I am totally down with this!!!! :)

Nocona said...

That is funny! Your right about the wolves because the movies made me a Paul fan. That boy is hot! I can't get enough of the Cullen's. Thank goodness for fanfiction!

rpfangirldc said...

As long as Kellan doesn't go over muscled, I am all in for a shirtless Emmett!