Is that a real boo boo on his hand?
Do you think he needs someone to kiss it and make it feel better?
So what's the verdict?
I was thinking about those recent pictures and Rob's papparazzi experience and somehow I JUST CAN'T HELP but wonder if Daddy Pattz took the time to email his son with some supportive words and what such pearls of wisdom would be.
Maybe something about...
*Taking the high road when it comes to the papparazzi
*Returning to England where his celebrity status is less of a big deal
*Hiring a second Taylor...I mean Dean
*Reminding him how travelling in groups is still safer whether you are 12 or 24
*Suggesting he take a queue from Charlie Swan and start carrying pepper spray
I could go on and on...but I wondered which one of such emails Rob would choose to share on television again if given the chance.
I think it might go something like this...
I've often thought how blessed we Pattinson men are but flaunting the crown jewels is neither gentlemanly nor appropriate. Do you need your mother to send some proper undergarments to you? I hear Marks and Spencers is creating a line just for you.
(Don't worry, it's just a totally fabricated theory!)
We've got a big Rob photoshoot next week with no pictures from the papparazzi involved and also a new fanfiction review/interview!!