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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Rob's Birthday Blog Train, Day 3

Time to open up the Presents Car!!



One of the things I miss the most when I go to birthday parties is that no one ever opens up the presents you give them in front of you anymore. Thus, you totally miss out on that, "Are these my old trip t-shirts?" moments of pure joy and excitement. I mean we all seek out those moments don't we? Shouldn't we share them? Well we are about to start doling out gifts to Rob and I would really like to see the look on his face so I can gauge his response.

I'll wait for him to get here. In the meantime, I've recruited HisBella to give us her version of gifts for Rob while I decided that I would procrastinate hold off on gifts from me until Friday. You see the genius here? That way I get Rob to come back...of course, he's always welcome to just sleep over.


(Picture Source ThinkingofRob.com)
"Oh kiTT, you're always teasing me with your invitations."

 

Am I? Well I like to play hostess and send out invites. Speaking of invites, like I said, I invited HisBella to be our guest blogger today and she took me up on my invitation, and I 'm so happy she did. So please welcome her back!!!

Happy 25th Birthday Rob!


On this special occasion, I wanted to send you a few things.


I thought about the standard gifts;

A Case of Heineken

A new Stoli T-Shirt

You were given those last year…

After careful thought and consideration, here are my gifts to you.

I hope you enjoy them.

(courtesy:self-catering-breaks.com)


A Villa on a secluded Island.

No Papparazzi, No screaming fans.

Just peace, quiet and relaxation.


You look tired, Babe. Maybe you can catch up on watching some of those DVD’s?



(courtesy of Howto-be.com, how funny is that???)


A Professional Dog Trainer.

They would come to you, anywhere in the world, and help Bear

to not sleep on the bed, not be afraid of doors and

generally be a loving companion to you. You’d have the peace

of mind, knowing He would behave and be a good dog while you two travel.
(courtesy:dailycal.com)


A week with Van Morrison.

Pick his brain, play music with him.

Maybe write some music?



And Last but not least…

I made you a Blueberry Cake…
(yum blue breeze)


Happy Birthday!
~Hisbella

**Thank you HisBella! You did a great job! I knew you were meant to blog!**
Well that says it all for today's stop!

Jump onto the next car, this train is heading over to ItsRobated!

~kiTT


11 comments:

itsjustme1217 said...

Nice gifts!

RobzSinger said...

love it! especially the van morrison part;)

watch out blogger, hisbella is on a roll.

tt- you crack me up...
"are these my old trip t-shirts?" excitement.

xo

Honolulu Girl-Suz said...

OMG, I'm so hungry and I have to meet my trainer and all I can think about is that damn blueberry cake now.

Btw, PERFECT gifts for Rob!!

UtterlyAbsurd Bella said...

@kiTT - You know, it's true about people not opening presents at the actual party anymore. I am convinced that they are opening them later when nobody else is around and making fun of my gift! LOL

@hisbella - Loving all these guest posts! (*wink-wink*) You picked some amazing gifts for Rob! Let me know when he is stopping by your house to pick them up because you KNOW I'm only like 20 minutes away from you!!!!

xo
Marie

BellaTesoro said...

I agree with Robzie, Van is probably the gift Rob would appreciate most, on that Island, with Bear, drinking, and ending with that delish cake.

hisbella said...

Thanks for asking me to do this kiTT! It was fun! I hope Rob doesn't mind...I have a flight out to Vancouver tonight with his gifts. Mr. VM is meeting me there! LOL

Robzy: I like doing the little guest appearances. I agree with you on the Van Morrison thing. That's why I worked so hard to get him to do it!!! Took some black lace. {snicker}

UAB: I have a companion ticket if you want to join me! He's really busy ya know.

HGS: Sorry. I sent Rob the lowfat version of the cake. He's got some sex scenes coming up in that limo! Don't fret- you can have a piece!

BellaT: You just gave away my whole itinerary for the weekend! LOL. Wanna meet UAB, Van M & Me?

Kelly said...

Ummm kiTT... he's gonna be so busy with my gift that you are gonna have to hold onto your until next year :)

Great gifts... I'm sure he will be very pleased :)

TongueTwied said...

@Kelly, Pffft....more like as his 'friend' he will be emailing you to tell you what AHMAZING gifts I have bestowed upon him and how excited he is!

TongueTwied said...

@UAB, Yeah I suspect people are making fun of the gifts I give too.

TwiloveSue said...

Well done, HisBella! The key to giving gifts to people is choosing things they would really enjoy that they wouldn't get for themselves, and you totally nailed it!

I think I would buy him Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility and a Nimbus 2000 :)

rpfangirljr said...

Your presents are perfect. Dog Trainer! Wish I had thought of it. LoL