TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive, June Issue

Maybe it's just the heatwave of the summertime but I'm not sure what's just come over me. .I'm experiencing all these symptoms!!! I'm feeling a bit overheated, rosey-cheeked, and

*puts back of hand to forehead dramatically*

dazzled.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Oh, Dr. Cullen.

No offense, Carlisle but we were looking for someone who might be a little less...compassionate.

Sorry Dr. Coop! We love hanging with you and all, 

 but we were looking for someone a little less....goofy.

*Clutches hand to heart and falls to the floor in exasperation*

I think I need mouth to mouth.

Paging Dr. Masen.

Paging Dr. Masen.

We have a Code Blue.

Dr. Masen please report to the
TongueTwied blog STAT!

You know that fantasy of a doctor pulling you into an exam room and bending you over the exam table? {by the way, men doctors have the same fantasy of being able to do that to some of their patients.} Well it's time for that doctor to be none other than

Edward Masen, M.D. 

He's always got the right prescription just for you. That's why this month we're highlighting the WARD with a bedside manner that can soothe the soul and cure the ache!

It's going to be a hot one....

*runs ice cube up and down neck temptingly*

Yep, you're going

to need to cool off with a shot of that!! No worries though, this Edward is going to bring ice to the bedroom.

Here are a few things to know about this Docward:

1. He's beautiful. (Of course, he's Edward!)

2. He can be a bit of a bastard, but then realizes it and apologizes.

3. He's a panty ripper.

4. He's willing to take responsibility for his...errr...responsibilities.

"Seattle General" is a very well-written snappy story penned by the creative and talented Renabug1 about Dr. Masen, an emergency room doctor, and Bella Swan, who was recently hired to be the assistant to the chief of staff, Dr. Carlisle Cullen. In the beginning Dr. Masen catches Bella doing something not very professional when she thinks no one is watching. Then they happen to end up at the same party together. Dr. Masen is already very taken with Bella, but she's not the type to make things easy on a guy. She's gonna make him work for it. Oh, and she's gonna bring syrup.

I call this story snappy because there is one fun circumstance after another with these two and no angst!!! Edward is horny and Bella is teasing. The two of them work really well together right off the bat!! The chapters are short, and you just keep reading to see what's going to go on next, whether it is all the schmexy times these two have or a few very unexpected conflicts that arise. I have to say there is a major part to the storyline that I never saw coming and have never seen in any other fanfiction story! It was quite a surprise!

And then Renabug put such a cute spin on the ending! Many of you probably already knew about Rena's special holiday Rob cards, but did you also know she wrote fanfiction?

You'll be so glad you read this story!

Check out Rena's story, "Seattle General" here!

Here's some mood music just for fun!!! A twenty second oldie but goodie!

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The doctor will see you now...

Unaware that 17ForeverLisa and I were already plotting to bring Renabug's Docward to life, awhile back TwitardedMom from Spooning in Forks had sent me an email suggesting that we have a future Docward on TwiPeople based on a few of her favorites. So while you've got a new fantastic image of the Docward going, here are some more recommendations. TM shared the first three. 

The Naked Guy Upstairs by angrybadgergirl
(I know a lot of you guys really like this one especially MB and Jayla.)

The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautifulNightmarexx

Died and Gone to Heaven
(looks like this one was pulled. Anyone have details how to find it?)

But can't let the post go without mentioning another favorite Docward!!!

He is the one Ward that BellaTesoro will tell you is
as good if not better than the original Edward claiming,
"I think Dr. Cullen would be the BEST human Edward. He embodies the perfect man."

And CreationsbyJules says, "Edward is just....just....omg, I want one."

Under the Apple Tree (UtAT)
by Danieller123

Unfortunately UtAT is no longer on FF.net or the author's private blog. :( Let me know if you know where it was moved to.

And 17ForeverLisa says take 2 boys and call me in the morning!
Learning to Feel
by owenic
[Doctor Edward Cullen knows something is missing from his life. In a rash decision, he leaves Seattle for Forks, taking on the role as the town's new doctor, and taking on a house painting housemate, Jasper Whitlock.]

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As always, the graphics dept. did a fabulous job on the cover and  even upped her game this month by making the Docward manip herself!!!! That's right kids, she made us our very own Docward to drool over!  "Played around with Rob's body" Yep, please to be adding that one to your resume 17ForeverLisa!!!

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Have you read any of these stories?

Does seeing Robward as a doctor make you want to disrobe and lie back?

I don't know about you, but I'd totally ditch that apple a day thing if my doctor was Rob!!

Unless, of course, he was the one offering it to me!

Robward is the best medicine!!!