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Thursday, August 11, 2011

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to Jackson (and his Dick)

**First I just want to reiterate the warning above. This blog is for an over 18 crowd with a sense of humor.**

This is going to be one of the BEST Jackson stories you've ever read! But before you continue reading it, you are warned that there is a slight spoiler in this story in terms of his movie, Girlfriend.

I said slight spoiler...don't let it deter you, but if you don't want to be spoiled then you are going to miss out on the story. Your choice.

This story is brought to us by JaylaFANGIRL EXTRAORDINAIRE who has shared so much with me over the months in terms of her adventures in the fandom! One of our earliest conversations was about her first time seeing 100 Monkeys, a story which she shared with us on my blog and now I'm so lucky that she keeps in touch and shares so many of her Twiadventures. Throw 'Jayla' into my Search box and you'll find opportunity to read about her Twiadventures.

When she told me her most recent tale of seeing 100 Monkeys I just couldn't let it go without sharing it with all of you! I practically begged her to let me share it on the blog. If she said no, I was ready to bribe her with  my real name and promises of a meet up at wineries. Good thing I didn't have to twist her arm!!! Here's her story from seeing 100 Monkeys at the Bourbon Street Ballroom in Maryland. (By the way Jayla, I've been there!)
After the Baltimore concert, the boys did a meet 'n' greet line- no pictures :-( I'm beginning to think I'll never get my picture. Anyway I was still excited because I had just watched Girlfriend the weekend before and didn't get to ask him my burning question about a certain scene. 
Basically Girlfriend is about unrequited love and making hard choices. Jackson's character 'Russ' is not a nice guy at all - and there are two scenes that just radiate sexual tension. One scene works- just groping. The other scene (actual sex)- not so much. This kitchen counter sex should have been rough, hard and just all out sweaty fucking. But it wasn't. It was off kilter, lacked rhythm and just looked bad. The scene is shot through a partially beveled door- so all you can really see are pale legs, partial butt and very, very bad rhythm & all the while Candy supposedly enjoying the moment. Ladies, it was just bad - look away from the scene BAD! [ from kiTT: Basically sounds nothing like you'd expect from Mr. Gyrating hips!]


Okay, so moving on to my burning question... (I purposely waited to be the last person in line)

Jayla: "My friend and I saw Girlfriend last week and we both wanted to know what was supposed to be going on with the kitchen counter scene? We both thought it would have been more intense."

Jackson: "I'm a sweet, shy southern boy and I didn't want my momma to see my dick."

Jayla: *blinks & gasps* (if I had on my pearls I would have clutched them!)

Jackson: "Did you want my momma to see my dick?"

Jayla: *blinks* Um, the scene was shot through the door.. and you don't seem shy.
Then Jackson grabbed my hand, smiled and said:

He didn't seem offended. He was totally sweet and not drunk or tipsy.
-Jayla


LOL. My mind races to all sorts of places over that! BEST. JACKSON. STORY.
Thank you for sharing that Jayla. If any of us had gone in there with a mission to try to get Jackson to say 'dick' we probably would have failed and yet you did it!!!

Here are some more pictures from her evening with the boys!
Enjoy!

First up....MOHAWTIE!!! V-neck. :DED: Luv!!!




AND LAST....

OH

MY
M.O.S.
(As coined by TwiredJen and Elusive S)


[kiTT thinks to herself dreamily: Isn't one definition of respect something about "the act of giving particular attention to..."]

*Mr. ATP pinches me*

What??!?!?!? Oh right, where was I....

I think Jackson expressing this gratitude to Jayla is a wonderful thing and only makes me want to do as he askes because he seems so appreciative.

So let's all do our best to give Jackson what he clearly wants from us and respect his dick!

{pic from @BellaDuluk from 100 Monkeys show in Chicago}

I say yeah Jackson, we can do that for you, and...
you're welcome!

~kiTT

***************************Thank you Jayla*****************************

29 comments:

Jayla said...

*runs and hides*

Naughty HisBella said...

Jayla: Awesome story! I can just imagine how that phrase sounded coming out of that MOS.

I had the pleasure of being at the Chicago show with BellaDuluk. Good times, good times. The day after was good too! ;)

TwitardedMom said...

Sounds like we need to start a round of posts about Jackson's dick & how we can "respect" it.

stephanieS74 said...

Someone please pick me up off the floor!! WOW, just WOW!! Girl, I don't know how you stayed upright, that is FANTASTIC *giggles*

I'm so upset I missed them a few weeks ago when they were in NJ, I desperately need a Jackson encounter. I'm dying to tell him about my dream where me and him were laying on a hill playing fetch with his pet moneky #TrueStory! Hmmm, wonder if there's a hidden meaning there =)

MrsKassieCullen said...

Holy crap! That's a goooooood Jackson story. I can't believe he talked about his dick! I would have clutched my *ahem* pearls and fainted lol

Living with Edward said...

I can't believe he discussed his dick with you, albeit in the same sentence as his momma, but still.

TwiloveSue said...

Hands down, that is the best Jackson quote EVER!!! Jayla, thanks for sharing your hilarious story and kiTT, thanks for being the deliverer.

17foreverlisa said...

Oh, Jayla, I still get the biggest smile thinking about your story. Having it set to concert pictures makes it even hotter.

Thanks again, kiTT, for hosting.

*scrolls back up to look at the MOS picture again*

17foreverlisa said...

Yep. Sexy. As. Hell.

Jaymes805 said...

I've got nothing to say. I'll be back later when I pick my jaw up off the floor. *runs to take a cold shower*

double_dippin0 said...

I e tried to respond3 times...lol ...awesome.

Jayla said...

@Naughty HisBella : *pouts* darn it- I was at the Chicago show too!

Thank you ladies- it was truly a mortifying moment - and then my twi-buddies talked me off my ledge. I'm so glad I can laugh about it now.

Twired Jen said...

I have heard this story and still think it's absolutley hilarious. Thanks for sharing! LMAO!

Sexy as hell is right Lisa. Hot damn...17 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE HIM AGAIN!

xo J

Conversed said...

OMG I wish I heard this story before finishing 17.

" My daddy said that a real man feeds his stock, pays his men, and respects his dick."

LOLOLOLOL

Excellent story!

itsjustme1217 said...

Oh I love this story Jayla.
I can see why you were ready to pay such a high price for it TT.

@Conversed - I love that line. You'll have to do an outtake using it. Hint, hint

rpfangirljr said...

Can I say that since this hit my inbox this morning, I've been thinking about J's dick all day. Yep. All day.

Thank you Jayla for sharing J's dick with us all... in a way. I'll gladly share anytime.

Bev said...

Leave it to my friend Jayla to get such a candid response from Jackson! Hahaha

And, er, Ms. Tongue Twied, I have a very HOTTT Sexy CopWard, if you need a Sexy Ward for August or September. Just Saying.

Ask Jayla...

Mrs. P said...

HAHAHA!!!!! I'm literally speechless!!!! BWAHAHA!!!!

Oh dear lord. So freaking funny.

Luxie said...

Jayla, you lucky lucky girl. That is w/o a doubt the best Jackson story I've ever heard. A lil bit jeally o'er here. :) FYI: Jackson is the reason why I read Jazz fic once in a blue moon.

Uhmmmm so yeh.. I can think of a multitude of ways how I could "respect Jackson's Dick," and his momma would not approve of either one. :D

Btw....
M.O.S?

Oh and am I the only one that thinks Ben (that's his name, right?) is kinda sorta a little bit hot? :)

TongueTwied said...

So lesson from this story. From now on we all wear pearls when seeing 100 Monkeys?

@HB, I can clearly imagine it too!
@TM, Oh boy!
@Stephanie, Pet monkey! hmmm, nothing like expressing your desires in your dreams!
@Kassie, I would have forgotten to breathe and fainted too.
@LwE, *whisper nods*
@Sue, I hoped you would think so!

@Lisa, Jaymes, and DoupleDippin, YEP!!!!!!! Uh huh!!!

@Jen, So lucky! How will you NOT think of this story though?
@Conversed, Sneak in an edit?
@IJM, I was ready to sing like a canary! That's how badly I wanted everyone to hear this story!
@RPfangirl, It's been the highlight of my day too!
@Bev, yes! Could you imagine what she might get Rob to say? Thank you for stopping in, now about this copward. I'll need to be interviewing him. Send pics!
@P, absolutely!
@Luxie, Yes lots of people think Ben G. is hot including Kassie and TJ. In fact, Ben G. is MrsKassieCullen's boyfriend. MOS is mouth of sex. ;)

@Jayla, No need to hide! Unless Jackson comes along then scoot over!

BellaTesoro said...

This is the best post ever! I can just picture your face Jayla having what you thought would be a "respectful" conversation about that not so respectful sex scene. And then HE "grabs your hand no less, and says Thank you for respecting my momma AND my dick." Were you rendered speechless at that point?! The Best!
@Lisa, just thank you, you know why.
@kiTT, you DO seem to draw the very best out of us! Look at classy Jayla, talking Dicks....
@NaughtyHB, we did have fun looking at ALL of his parts up close and in person, and oh yeah, the rest of the time was good too.
@Conversed, You surely did get Jasper to mirror Jackson's real down home charm. Seems this little encounter proves your character and he are "Twinned"

Jayla said...

OMGoodness, these are the best comments ever.


@Conversed " My daddy said that a real man feeds his stock, pays his men, and respects his dick." Oh please sneak that in somewhere!

@Luxie: LOL after I composed myself (which took days)- yes that was my reaction too. I kept thinking - OMGawd, Jackson said dick and he was referring to his own!

@Jen: My summer of concerts are all over :-( I'm so bummed. Enjoy! And thanks for talking me off my ledge.

@BellaTesoro: completely dumbstruck!

Naughty Hisbella said...

Jayla! I wish we could have met that night!!!

BellaT: Yup,mmhmmm...Just YUMMY!

Lisa: Hitting 17 Men soon!!! I need to finish EP. I'll email you when I'm done with it!!!

kiTT: Mmmm...that southern drawl...

BellaTesoro said...

@Naughty, I am so dragging into Twinned/Seventeen Men...
Unlike Lisa, you will finish EP before long and I'll keep holding your hand through out both readings, promise.

TwiWeasel said...

Oh Jayla *shakes head* When Jackson asks you "Did you want my momma to see my dick?" the ONLY correct response is, "No, but I'd like to."

Oh. Mah. Gawd. I would have totally died. I'd like Jackson to know that not only would I respect his dick...I would worship it.

I am so incredibly jealous reading all of these FAwesome stories about meeting Jackson. {{{sigh}}}

TongueTwied said...

@BellaDuluk, He could not have said it to a classier chick!

@TwiWeasel, I think thanks to Jayla we will all be a little more prepared for what Jackson says upon meeting him! lol

CarolOates said...

A good southern boy does not talk about his dick, but frankly I prefer Jackson a little naughty. :-)

Jayla said...

@TwiWeasel: Oh how I wish my mental faculties hadn't left me at that moment.. I can be very snarky & crass (Despite what BellaDuluk, & TT say)

TongueTwied said...

@Carol, Yeah me too! I feel like we should let him know that we won't tell his momma.

@Jayla, Snarky, you? I'd believe it. :)