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Sunday, August 14, 2011

What if Rob Quoted Twilight To You?

*whispers*
Pssst....I need this to be a super safe place right now to share something. 

The meet and greets with Rob and Jackson and the other Twilight stars have been all the buzz lately! I'm left dumbfounded and starstruck over my friends venturing out there and meeting these actors that we love who play characters we love!!! I still marvel at the fact that I met Peter and now I've met Jackson (story yet to be told). I've been ecstatic for my friends who have met so many of the stars and feel giddy at the thought of more upcoming events with opportunities for pictures and encounters and awesome stories about respect! Stephenie Meyer may have created characters on paper for her world of Twilight, but as fans we found ways to incude ourselves in her world. We've faced torrential downpours, and long lines, lost luggage, and flight delays...but we've also never felt stronger in her world.

Errr...something like that.

But as I sit here watching Twilight early on this rainy morning I admit that I have a lot of fantasies about meeting Rob, none I'm sure of which would ever pan out. Thankfully some of those special fantasies I have lived out in dreamland. So putting those fantasies aside, with watching Twilight I'm reminded of my fantasy of meeting Rob and him dropping a Twilight line on me just for the fun of it!!!

Twilight is how I fell for Rob! When I watch the movies now I imagine me meeting him at a Twilight shindig. I greet him timidly. He says hello to me, asks me how I'm doing, thanks me for supporting him and then in the ultimate sign of appreciation for my love for Twilight he goes into character and drops a line on me. I melt to pieces.

Errr, am I the only one who has thought this?

I mean we say the lines and write the lines in our own lives all the time, right?
It's a necessary part of our vernacular, isn't it? 
Even Mr. ATP gets in on it. Have I told this story before? We were at a red light one day and a black New Moon/Eclipse model Volvo pulled up next to us and he says, "Oh good, Cullen's here." Nice, right?

A Twilight quote out of Rob would just completely disable me, intrigue me, and make me laugh all at the same time. Why? Because NO ONE could say those words the way Rob does. It's not just the words themselves, it is his voice and his inflection in how he said them in the movies--the emotion we feel in response to hearing his version of those words. It's just something that can't be recreated. In the same way Waxward has missed the mark over and over again at trying to capture Rob, anyone else saying those words is just a tribute to Twilight and worthy of a giggle, but could never replicate the feelings we have in gut reaction to hearing Robward's version that represents the a character and a story we all love.

So let's pretend Rob and his manager types understand what a BFD this would be to me (and others? please say you'd love it too) if we were to meet Rob at a meet-n-greet where he was willing to give us a line. Which line would you want him to say to you? I've thought about this...here and there...or half as many times as I've watched Twilight (you do the math). And each time I think I have the right line picked out, I hear him say another one and think, yes that one would be great to hear him say in person.

Here are my top 5 choices that would make me float away up to cloud 9 to hear Rob say in person:


5. "You don't know how long I've waited for you."
(pinning me against the wall for effect would help this scenario)


4. "Marry Me." (said both ways, of course)


3.  "You're my only reason to stay alive, if that's what I am."

2.  "Believe me, I want to."


1.5. "What if I'm the bad guy?"


1.25 "You are my life now."

All so, so good, right? But you know which line I would pick hands down every time?

By the restaurant scene the first time I watched Twilight was when I was sporting a smitten, eyes were popped out of my head crush and I was thinking 'sweet marmalade this boy is beautiful' and then Robward scrunches up his nose in hesitation of revealing his internal struggle and pours his tortured soul out when he says,

1.  "I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore."

Done.
Died.
Gone to hell in a handbasket.

I might have to revisit this topic after seeing Breaking Dawn but for now, it seems like Edward's best lines were found mostly in the first movie. Do you agree?

So if you knew Rob was going to drop a Twilight Saga quote on you at the end of a meet-n-greet what line would you want him to give you? Would you want him to say something funny to help break the tension and/or make you laugh or something emotional?

Let's stick to Twilight quotes for now, but if there is a good amount of you admitting here that you wouldn't mind him dropping a line on you but from another movie, I'll do a separate post on that and we can share those quotes. Hell we can even do a separate quote on Rob dropping a fanfiction line. I know most of us wouldn't mind walking away from a meet and greet with Rob and hearing him say, "Laters, baby."

~kiTT

**All screencaps from TwilightPoison.com



17 comments:

MrsKassieCullen said...

Whoa Momma if Rob quoted ANYTHING Fifty to me I would swoon and die, expire right there! But I'll stick with Twilight *whispers* for now ;)

I would take "Hmm... Well, I could always make you." with that saucy grin.

Or maybe "I feel very protective of you."

Even "I hate you for making me want you so much."

Gah too many good quotes! That should be Rob's thing... go to Twilight events and just quote Edward all night swaaaaaoooonnn

Naughty Hisbella said...

"You're like a drug to me. My own personal brand of Heroin." Yup, that's the one...besides "You are my life now."

I'd want these in the british accent of course. That does more to me than his "Edward" accent.

Honolulu Girl-Suz said...

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.” And then I would tell him, well why dream... You can have the real thing...

And then I turn back to see my daughter eyeing me suspiciously. This is probably how it would go down for me.

itsjustme1217 said...

I gotta go for the, "Before you my life was like a moonless night..."

Midnight Raven said...

As he leans in close he would whisper to me....
"Um...I just wanna try one thing.
Just stay very still...don't move."

I crack myself up when I say "Laters baby" to my hubbie. He has no clue.

Great post once again! You always give us something to think about.

TongueTwied said...

@Kassie, All Fab choices! The 'I hated you for..." Oh God! That would do me in too.

@NHB, YES the English accent should be like an option you preregister for. LOL If I thought Rob would say the heroin line to me I think I would be like 'hold on first' and put in the background music from that scene.

@HG and IJM, Going straight to the book! Nice! I would say both of your quotes I regret not hearing Rob's version in the movies. As well as 'Penguins, lovely'

@MR, Ahhh yes! That would be awesome to hear those words too! I'd be all puckered up and hope he finishes the scene though!!!

Chloe Cougar said...

Ah, now for me there are two quotes that get me every single time:

"Say it. Out loud." aaaaannnnnd it's h00r down, right there!

or

"You shouldn't have said that..." I just love it when he goes all masterful on Bella. (Oops, sorry! Wrong book!)

But there's one quote that I really, definitely, never-in-a-million-years, ever want him to utter ever again. Yep, you got it:

"You better hold on tight, spidermonkey!"

Aaaaaagh! Cringetastic!

CC x

Smitten said...

How to choose?!!! My most favourite Rob/ twilight fantasy involves Rob reading Midnight Sun to me!!!

I think my favourite would be "you don't know how long I've waited for you!" But all your top choices would make my list. I also have to add "it would be impossible to find someone less sad than I am now. Impossible, I'd venture. Not many people get every single thing they want, plus all the things they didn't think to ask for, all in one day." And of course which of us wouldn't like to hear "don't take too long, Mrs Cullen" *swoon*

XO

TongueTwied said...

@CC, LOL Hey getting Rob to say the masterful line and let him think it is just an innocent Twilight line while it means MORE to you is genius!

@Smitten, Oh gosh, I think we will have to revisit this for Breaking Dawn. But can we only dream that one day Stephenie finishes Midnight Sun and Rob is contracted to do an Audio Book for it? *shivers*

Jayla said...

TT love your quotes."Believe me, I want to." is one of my favorites

I'm gonna go with "Distract me, please." Sure, i'll distract you Rob, no problem, just step over here....

and reaching deep into the book for this one "Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?" someone would have to pick me up off the floor and cary me away (preferably Rob himself)

Kelly said...

Fresh off my family vacation and I come back to all these Fabulous quotes that would, no doubt, make me double take if he said anyone of them to me... and then if he smirk-smiled at me for catching it.. cause you know he's gonna smirk-smile..I can't even begin to think about the trouble there would be..

@Smitten... that would be heaven... WHEN SM finishes Midnight Sun I will begin the begging... pleading... offering of sexual favors....offering my first born...offering whatever it takes...for Rob to do the audio book.... I am beginning my petition now for that!

Oh and,.... not that it is spoken in the book.. but I would probably melt if, after meeting, I begin to walk away.. if at that moment he looked up at me and uttered "Be Safe" ... sigh.. yeah... trouble.. big trouble.. huge! :)

TwiloveSue said...

All of these Edward quotes get me so tingley... Right now I'm feeling too wishywashy to pick just one as my favorite, but I am inspired to go read Twilight again!!

TongueTwied said...

Okay kids, I think I'm going to have to request that Rob record a CD. "Quotes from Twilight" Things we just kind of need to hear Edward say.

@Jayla, that is a lovely quote from the cafeteria scene.

@Kelly, Welcome back! Hope you had a great time! Adding in a 'Be Safe' would be trouble. Hell it would be trouble if Rob handed me a note that said 'Be Safe' on it as I walked away.

@TwiloveSue, Let's us know if you decide on something while reading the book.

How about if Rob hits with a quote as an ice breaker? You get there and he looks beyond you at your friends points one by one saying "Sex. Money. Sex. Cat." BWAHAHAHAHAHA

BellaTesoro said...

I know I'm late but I wanted in on this.
Dam kiTT, you picked all the good ones but my all time favorite is the "Don't move..." because it's followed by a HOT kiss! So in my meet/greet fantasy it would a quote and a kiss because I'm greedy.

Dangrdafne said...

E) All of the above

:)

creationsbyjules said...

Ugh, sorry I'm so late. I freaking LOVED this kiTT. Holy smokin' moly - all your quotes are winners. For me, I love the 'say it. out loud.' *shivers* but then I flail at everything before that first kiss. However, your top choice is definitely right up there with both of these for me too. can I go with all 3?

TBH, I'd be happy to get a 'hello' from him. :)

Thanks for a wonderful post.xx

17foreverlisa said...

Damn it. I met Rob. Had a conversation with Rob. That never once occurred to me. But if I'm ever lucky enough to meet him again, I will totally be thinking about that and trying to figure out a way I could get him to reply to me in some semblance of a quote.

You know I'd give anything to hear him say "Laters baby." Why didn't I think to say it to him? I could have watched for some sort of recognition that he'd read MotU. Double damn!!

Ok, I digress. I love all of your choices and those of others who contributed. My favorite scenes are the first kiss and the restaurant. (Yes, the best quotes seem to come from Twilight).

So I second what MidnightRaven said: "As he leans in close he would whisper to me....
"Um...I just wanna try one thing.
Just stay very still...don't move."

*shivers* LOL! I really did just shiver thinking about it. Honest.