So we already know the Guardian car part of the book didn't get translated onto the big screen thanks to some Q&A from @Jack_Morrissey {that guy just loves us like we love Twilight, isn't he great?! And did you know he was(still is?) neighbors with THE KEVIN SMITH? How great would it be if Jay and Silent Bob were guests at the wedding of Edward and Bella? Jay would be having delusions of getting it on with the Denali vamps and Silent Bob would be smoking over by a tree and witness Jacob phasing and wonder what the hell he just saw! LMAO that would be so funny, ahhh, if only to me.}
So what WILL Bella be driving you've been wondering, right?
This is the stock photo as seen on http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/ to show what Bella's 'After Car' model would be.
Didn't Edward kind of chastise Rosalie for being ostentatious with her red BMW?
But yet he wants the same ---if not more--excitement in a car for Bella...funny how that works. Oh Edward, you are more human than you give yourself credit for.
Remember in Ferris Bueller's Day Off Cameron's father's Spyder that they cruised around in during the day? What would one of my posts be if I didn't include a reference to an 80s movie? And I sometimes feel like I'm doing that Chris Farley (RIP) SNL skit...Remember when you took off that day from school to go see that movie about kids cutting school? Remember? Yeah, that was cool.
I don't know about you, but my senior cut day car paled in comparison!
....but back to Twilight!
Well I have an exclusive photo to show you of the much anticipated Breaking Dawn car. It's just the back end of it, but I think it is pretty clear that THIS IS INDEED Bella's movie car!!! Yay!! So excited! Take a look!
Yep, that's it! Definitely Bella's car!
Oops, I meant to say this is what I would imagine it would look like.
~kiTT the braTT
(If I had a choice between winning that car or 4 tickets to the premiere of Breaking Dawn in LA, I would take the tickets! FTW!! Oh, and I'd bring cupcakes. j/s)
Footnote: Okay, okay so I'm amusing myself here with the picture. I was at the grocery store and walked by a car with the paw print bumper sticker that said 'I Kiss my Dog on the Lips' and first I scrunched up my face at the thought of it. Ewwww! But then I found myself connecting it to Twilight. (Imagine that??!?!??) I snickered and thought, looks like something for Bella.
If you want your own car to convey the above awesomeness (2 out of 3 anyway) you can buy the Twilight decals on www.Amazon.com and the paw print one, well you can google it, apparently it's more common than I realized.
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You got all my faves in this post. Chris Farley, Kevin Smith, Ferris Bueller, Twilight, and Jay and Silent Bob.
The car is hilarious!
MWAH!!!
LOL!!
Love the car and the decals are perfect.
You know, kiTT...I like Ferris Bueller's Day Off as much as or even more than Wayne's World!! WOO!
I love those bumper stickers (except the dog one...ew) but I absolutely will not allow bumper stickers on my vehicle. It's enough that I have a window decal supporting my school. (It also helps me distinguish MY white van from the 50 other white vans in the parking lot when I hit up Wal-Mart-Fall-Apart.)
Random thought: You know, I've been wondering if Bella will bitch and moan about everything being given to her in the movie as much as she did in the book. Ah, well...I suppose if she didn't whine, then we'd all say "Damn, what a gold digger." Yeah, we TwiTards are fickle bitches.
hahaha I love it! I can only imagine the lengths you went to to get those sneak peek pictures of Bella's before car.
I'll take a good Jay and Silent Bob reference any day.
Random side note: (okay not really so random) They filmed a small clip of Wayne's World in my home town! TwiWeasel you know the car shish kabob thingy they drive past? That was here lol. Sadly they tore it down 2 years ago to put up a Walgreens :(
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I definitely have a case of car envy, as if I wasn't already drooling over what a perfect man Edward is. Cute post and I'm impressed with your photo manipping skills :) And I hope you win BD premiere tix so we can meet for cupcakes.
LOL! Well whaddaya know - Bella is Team Edward! Too cute kiTT!
Makes me a little weepy cuz that's the "I drive like a Cullen" decal I had on my last car, and the boys won't let me put one on the new wheels. :(
So I'm crushed that Bella's before car scene isn't going to be played out. It was one of my favorites. Shows Bella in all her quirky and self conscious feelings about herself and what she now has to get used to. And of course there's my fascination with cars. So yeah I'm pissed we won't be seeing the before car scene.
This post however, gave me what I needed, some car porn. (loved the "I kiss my dog on the lips" ...should have read "I kissed my smelly, wet dog on the lips.."
@IJM, We obviously should have been friends earlier in life.
@DD, Thank you! You always find humor in my antics!
@TwiWeasel, ferris! Parker Lewis Can't lose! LOL I don't think Bella will have time to bitch.
@Kassie, The lengths I went to were crazy! Total stalker mode for that, but so worth it!
@TwiSue, I wish putting those stickers on my mom-mobile made it feel like a ferrari!
@UAB, I love when I see cars with Twilight stickers. I wanna leave them a business car with my blog name on it or something.
@BT, I know you are crushed, BUT one of the first things KStew says in that BTS footage is how before the wedding she has reasons to be nervous so maybe that will translate enough into showing the quirkiness you are looking for. maybe? :)
Nice to see everyone! You know I appreciate how much you are willing to indulge me in my little antics.
That car is fabulous! I soooo hope you win tix! Cathing up on blog posts as you can see...wow I feel outta the loop.
xo J
"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."
Jay speaks the truth. Silent Bob approves.
That car is awesome. Love your artwork. Maybe Renesmee will get some use out of the bumper sticker. ;-)
@TJ, welcome back married lady!
@Mrs P., Love Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! 'I kiss my dog on the lips' is the new 'Baby of Board'!
I have just been chuckling away here at the back of the car - I LOVE all the added details. omg - priceless. Thanks for that. Very awesome looking car for Bella I have to admit. :)
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