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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Holiday Decorating with Rob

Robmusement made this special Christmas greeting! Isn't it pretty?

Thanks Jeanette!

I wish I could say my whole house is decorated as artistically as this for the holidays, but when it comes to having vision, Alice and/or Martha Stewart I am SO not.

I don't even put garland on my tree anymore. That shit is messy
and you find pieces of it through Easter (just in time for that crappy plastic Easter grass to be everywhere)
From the looks of this, even Charlie Swan puts me to shame.

A different Charlie is more my speed.

looks good to me!
We definitely are not the house in the neighborhood that
Santa is gonna spot from 5 towns over, if you know what I mean.
The good news is, our cat has yet to be electrocuted Griswald style!

For crispytreats sake this year we even switched to solar-powered
lighting for our railing, which means it is not GLARING lights
just a very soft glow.

I just don't have the patience and I so am
not a perfectionist. I try to go too fancy and things end up looking like
crap.

So I've learned it is best, to just keep things simple.

A couple of candles.
One string of lights.
One cake instead of 10 different desserts.
A few word magnets on the frig spelling out 'Happy Holidays'
And Rob.
See? Perfect.

Now for a little game to play in the comments.

How many RED  things can you list related to Rob or his characters.
How many GREEN things can you list related to Rob or his characters.

~kiTT

(that fab @TwilightCougar1 made me this!)
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10 comments:

itsjustme1217 said...

Something red--The red velvet jacket he wore in Bad Mother's Handbook
Something green--Green v-neck sweater in The Haunted Airman

BellaTesoro said...

Robmusement's Christmas greeting is artistically beautiful.

Red: Blood when Edward is bad vampire.

Green: I hope ff Edward characters count. I say green eyed Edwards.

MrsKassieCullen said...

We're more of a Charlie Brown Christmas family too. Garland went out the window the year we got a cat... she ate a majority of it lol.

Lets see.... Maroon suit to the Eclipse premiere that would be the red(ish). Green would be Billy Joel Armstrong from Green Day wanting Rob to play in the movie version of American Idiot... oooor Rob doing BD promo with Ashley Green(e) ;)

TongueTwied said...

@ijm, Very nice clothing choices showing your range of Rob movies!

@BT, oh Robmusement has the mad skillz! Hoped someone would say blood!!! Fanfiction factors linked to Rob welcome too!

@kassie, LOL CBCFamily! Is this true about Green Day wants him to play the role? I had not heard that. Ashley--->I see what you did there. I like!

Oooh ooh my turn!!!!
Red ---> Watchig him walk the RED carpet at premieres!
Green ---> The trees Edward hangs out in.

Kelly said...

IJM Does have mad skillz with the Rob pic art :)

Let's See

Red: The color of the Apple Edward Caught in the cafeteria In twilight

Green: the color of the shirt Rob was wearing on our first date :)

MrsKassieCullen said...

It's apparently true http://www.fleckingrecords.co.uk/2011/10/billie-joe-armstrong-wants-robert-pattinson-for-american-idiot-movie.html
Oh and my bad... Billie Joe Armstrong. I should probably get his name right since he likes Rob and all. Any friend of Rob's is a friend of mine ;)

The quote a spinner article which you can find here http://www.spinner.com/2009/04/17/billie-joe-armstrong-goes-nuts-for-robert-pattinson-obama-and/

TwiWeasel said...

OOhhh...verrah nice!!

Let's see...
Red: the color of his lips in Twilight.
Green: His eyes before he was changed.

or

Red: The color of his cheecks when he's flushed from sexual exertion after satisfying me in bed.

Green: The color of MY eyes. *smirk*

TwiWeasel said...

*Cheeks. Grr...

Twired Jen said...

I suck at games like this..

Red: Carpet, NM robe, kissing bella's lips, his Eclipse premiere suit (ok it was burgundy, but who's counting?!)...

Green: Forks forrest, his tweed pants in NM (?) , Bella's face the first time he gave her a piggy back..

Hmmm...that's all i got.

xo J

TongueTwied said...

@TJen, you didn't suck at this game! You did great!

@TW, tell us more about these unknown secrets of Rob that you have experienced!

@Kelly, I love how it all comes back to the first date!