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Monday, January 30, 2012

Eau de Vampire...


"Eau de Vampire Coming up."


"Run"


*giggles*
"Oh Edward, I love it when you chase me."


It is a very sweet fragrance. That is only a small size bottle in the picture even though it looks as big as a bottle of hairspray. Not something I could wear everyday like my Twilight Woods perfume, but once in a while if I had a little romp through the forest planned I wouldn't mind wearing it.

"Harvard Can Wait" is still going strong!

-kiTT
***Thanks to Robmusement for finding me this .gif.

Monday, January 16, 2012

A Little Rob Goes Along Way In My Heart

The stores are gearing up for Valentine's Day! So far I only came across two must-have Valentine's Day Twilight cards. One can be from one of my sweeties--hubby, Jackson, Rob, whoever gets it to me first-- and the other is a card pre-addressed for 'daughter.' Good thing my mom supports my  obessesion  hobby. I know, I know you guys are like just get it for mini, to which I say NO WAY! I'd never see it! I had to get that kid her own Edward and Bella Barbie dolls just so she would back off mine. She's a bit of a Twi-merch junkie. Did I tell you about the time she swindled me out of my Rosalie trading card?

Well what do we have here? Look what I got today!

(The necklace just happened to fall that way, or was strategically placed. You decide.)



So normally I keep my tongue twied about this whole obsession interest I have, but I don't regret having told some people in my life. Especially friends that go to Universal Studios who tell you they can't wait to check out the Harry Potter ride there and actually remember me telling them in response to that, "Look for Rob, Cedric Diggory on the ride!"

And then they bring you home something this awesome that you receive it and feel like you just celebrated Christmas all over again!

It's a magnet.
And I say go on, BE JEALOUS!!!!
Look at him! Young  jawporn is the bomb-diggory!!!

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I WAS TO GET THIS!!!


***Shameless Pimp Time***
Yeah, I gots the write-some-fanfiction bug.

You can check out my story.
So many of you already have, and I'm super grateful!

Harvard Can Wait


And finally....remember that awesome post Jules (CreationsbyJules) and I did last year where we talked a lot about schmexy cuffs can be on men, mostly we were highlighting Rob wearing cuffs and requesting he be suitably dressed in cuffs should the need arise.

Here was a great picture from that post.


If you missed that post, you can read it here.

I would just like to take opportunity to once again state my case for schmexy cuffage if done properly. Unfortunately, this is not Rob modeling for us this time, but with so many guys involved in this upcoming movie, I think there is going to be a loTTa something for everyone in it!

Once again

May I just point out to you 

Cuffs.


SEXY!

This calls for some music. Shout out to Naughty!!!

Oh and Honolulu Girl, you take Hawaii Five-Alex and I'll take this one!!

*Tebows*
~kiTT


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Week 2 Goals

 It sounds like you guys did really well on your goals. Don't berate yourself after only the first week about what you didn't get to. Think about what things you got accomplished that you didn't set out to do? Unexpectedly, I outlined a plot bunny for a book that could be a movie to star Rob. Did Stephenie Meyer wait to write down her dream until after her goals for that week were checked off? Nope. She didn't even wait until after having her coffee that morning. She woke up and immediately wrote down that dream.

I wanted to say thank you to everyone for sharing their enthusiasm here for reaching weekly goals, and it already seems we are inspiring each other, which I think is great. How honored we are to hear your personal stories, struggles.

It seems exercising is a common goal so I thought we'd share some tips with each other along with your goal. Oprah's exercise guru always said to drink water prior to your workout because a hydrated body burns calories better.

Show me some knuckles! 


 You can do this!

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